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   One day as I was riding on the subway
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   My high silk hat – My high silk hat
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   I laid it down upon the seat beside me
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   My high silk hat – My high silk hat
   E
   A big fat lady came and sat upon it.
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   My high silk hat – It looked like that
   G
   A big fat lady came and sat upon it
   D7            G    D7              G
   My high silk hat – It looked like that
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   Well, Christopher Columbus now what d’ya think of that?
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   A big fat lady sat upon my hat!
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   My hat she broke, now that’s no joke
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   My hat she broke, now that’s no joke
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   Christopher Columbus now what d’ya think of that? Hat!!!